Ours is DNA. Theirs is "elasticized shirring." Oh, and "being an illustration" doesn't hurt, either. But seriously: we'd wear this, especially since "neckline and colors are as Paris prescribes them." [Vintage-Ads]
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I've developed a new skill in recent years: I can tell exactly where I'd bulge out of an article of clothing, even if the sizing is right.
This is not a skill I ever wanted, but it's damned useful as a reminder upon seeing ads like this.