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The trailer for The Tourist — starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp — just hit the web. The storyline is, in a word, vague. So we've written our own narrative instead.

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Illustration for article titled Whats Really Happening In emThe Tourist/em?
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Here's the actual trailer, with stilted lines and ACTING. Enjoy.

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