
The trailer for The Tourist — starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp — just hit the web. The storyline is, in a word, vague. So we've written our own narrative instead.


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Here's the actual trailer, with stilted lines and ACTING. Enjoy.
DISCUSSION
Johnny Depp playing an un-suave bumbler takes all of the sexiness and chemistry out of it. I can't believe it, but from the trailer, I find the Depp/Jolie pairing to be a snooze.