We still aren't sure why, but we were totally wide-awake at 4 a.m. today. So we were starting to feel a little blurry by the time the Today show came on. Which is why we didn't believe our ears when we heard the words, "wedding-night lingerie fashion show." And we sure didn't believe our eyes until our roommate screamed, "Holy shit - I just saw that girl's fanny!". Oh yes. No way is this appropriate early morning programming! Where's the Christian Coalition when you really need it?