What would Jesus do? Not slather himself in body cream, clearly. Singapore has halted sales of a cosmetics line with the motto "Looking Good for Jesus" and products that claim to "redeem your reputation and more." (The body cream in question, incidentally, is called "Get Tight With Jesus Body Cream.") "These products trivialize Jesus Christ and Christianity," said one of the company's opponents. Yeah, we prefer nondenominational miracle-creams. [MSNBC]