What the Fuck Is Going On Outside?

I’m working from home today, which means I haven’t actually stepped outside yet, so tell me: what the fuck is going on outside? It does not look good. Also, I think the wind is trying to tell me something. Can anyone translate “o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o”? Maybe it’s “you’re the biggest West Coast-raised wimp ever, suck it up and don’t flake on your friends birthday party because of a little blizzard warning.”

Have a good weekend! I’ll be staying in and watching all of House of Cards, like everyone else on the East Coast.