Perhaps these are the things she'd sing about โ€” having acne and wrinkles at the same time, and joining Weight Watchers. I guess we'll just have to wait ten years to find out if Tay Tay is monologuing about this sort of everyday stuff, or if she's belting about the number of koala bears who inhabit Taylandia (the country formerly known as Australia; she purchases it in 2020).