We're so glad that Dick Cheney keeps aloft on both pop culture and world events! A new biography on The Man Who Would Be Darth Vader (thanks, Maureen Dowd!) reveals that once when told by a staffer that he was to be introduced to 'singer' Jessica Simpson, Cheney replied, "Is that the soldier who was captured in Iraq?". An understandable mistake! Jessica Simpson, Jessica Lynch — whatever, they're both named "Jessica" and you've seen one pretty bitch with that name, you've seen 'em all.