We're Just Going To Come Out and Say it, "You Trippin'"

You could just get yourself some insurance and, like a good neighbor, State Farm will take care of it for you. How about this instead?

Would you rather:

1. Go on a killer road trip with your best friends across the good ol’ U.S. of A., making compulsory pit stops at Dollywood and that giant twine ball.

Or

2. Spend a dark and creepy night at a truck stop, waiting for Clem and his daddy’s tow-truck to attend to your busted ride.