We're getting neither sun nor laid right now, which may be why we seem cavalier about stuff like sunscreen and birth control today. But an ailment we are super worried about is carpal tunnel, which you can get from jobs that make you type (or masturbate) excessively. Our forearms are all arthritic and spasm-y and um it is no longer funny. We know, we know you're like, what self-centered bitches, they don't care about anyone's problems but their own but DUUUUDE we would be a lot more caring if we could figure out how to feel our fingers again. Please help.