New England Patriots quarterback and serial modelizer Tom Brady has finally spoken out about fathering a child with former fiance Bridget Moynahan while also engaging in pregnancy-risking activities with model Gisele B√ľndchen:

"It doesn't affect anyone but me anyway," he says, "so why is it a big deal?"

Yeah Tom, you're right, in a sense: It affects no one but you. Except, you know, your girlfriend. And your pregnant ex-girlfriend. And the kid she's about to hatch. And any future models you hump. Anyway, you look really great in this picture. Those pants, that posture ‚ÄĒ they do wonders for your paternal gravitas!

Tom Brady Says Fatherhood Will Be A 'Challenge' [People via Details]
Earlier: Tom Brady Clearly Missed Some Health Classes In High School [Deadspin]