Does anybody really care about Cameron Diaz?
We know we don't, except when we see pictures of her wearing no make-up in the National Enquirer. Oh the horror!
And speaking of the National Enquirer, they've just had to fork out a whole bunch of cash after accusing Ms Diaz of having hot steamy sex blah blah blah with some married dude.
You see, boys? That's what happens when you mess with the A-listers. Remember to stick with the G-lister soap stars, and fat people with no hands from Omaha in future. They're glad for all the coverage they can get, true or not.