Good morning, doves, and welcome to the very first (but hopefully not the last) edition of Weekend Jezebel! Regardless of your Saturday status, be it wide-awake, half-asleep, hungover, at work, in school, or busy building a replica of the Eiffel Tower in your home out of cupcakes and bacon, we've got you covered.Earlier this week, I solicited for ideas, and am very thankful for the suggestions I've received thus far. I'm going to let you guys know straight up: there might be some technical glitches, as I'm still learning the ropes and what have you. And unlike a regular Jezebel day, wherein several writers contribute, the weekends are all mine, kid, so posts won't be going up as quickly as they normally do, as I'll be writing, editing, and trying to check in with all of you as best I can. If you have any tips or ideas, you are more than welcome to send them to me at So good morning and happy weekend to you! Your suggestions, thoughts, and Saturday morning stories are welcome in the comments.

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