Hi everyone! I'm Johanna, and I'll be your Jezebel writer-friend today, bloggin' from Chicago. Did you sleep well? Have any cool dreams? Tell us about them in the comments—especially if they involved Snooki becoming a professional wrestler!
I had a dream that I didn't have my sub plans ready for tomorrow and I was frantically trying to explain the math lesson while my kids went wild.
I also had a dream that a psychic was on tv saying that George Clooney was an evil spirit who makes ladies depressed.
First dream? A stress dream because I haven't written my sub plans. The second? Proof I shouldn't watch Celebrity Ghost Stories right before bed.