Weight Watchers and Special K have rented out pretty much every illuminatible square inch of Times Square surface area tonight, in case you have not yet abandoned the practice of deluding yourself into thinking you are going to make all those all-encompassing lifestyle changes necessary to be a better, healthier, more self-confident you. And to appeal to our Gen X retro-ironic irreverent nostalgic-for-things-we-don't-remember sensibilities, Weight Watchers has also compiled a YouTube documentary with "old stock photos and montages of the faddish trends like the cabbage diet and the grapefruit diet." Wait, didn't a certain Jezebel girl crush have that idea like, four years ago? [New York Times]