Weekend Roundup

Oh, is it already that time again?

A lot happened this weekend. We lamented the loss of Privilege Denying Dude (we were denied his denial?), we followed with increased fatigue the unending downward trajectory of Lindsay Lohan’s career. We considered the positives of spending Thanksgiving away from our lovenoying families. I couldn’t stop talking about princesses for some fucking reason. A cat got mad, we considered the implications of the “you’re like a dude” compliment. Feelings were hurt. Emotions ran high. We’ll all forget about this by tomorrow.

As always, be chill, dear readers. And here’s a song to get you started.