We try not to judge the choices others make in their personal lives — operative word: try — but Jesus Christ does this make us a bit uncomfortable: A young British woman, Tasha Maltby, identifies as the "human pet" of her 25-year-old fiance, even allowing him to lead her around on a leash (which is more of a chain, but yeah). But the "real" reason that Maltby, 19, is in the news is because she and her intended, Dani Graves (a 25-year-old guy) were kicked off a bus by a freaked out driver. Says Maltby: ""I am a pet. I generally act animal-like and I lead a really easy life. I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone." True 'dat? [Reuters]