We Totally Weren't Staring At The Cleavage At The Venice Film Festival

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Eyes up! It's the only way you'll make it through the Opening Ceremony and Baaria Red Carpet of the 66th Venice Film Festival at the Sala Grande without feeling like a total Russ Meyer-style perv.

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Maria Grazia Cucinotta is really wearing one of the breast best colors for a gown. Yes, the color is the most striking thing about her ensemble.


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Eva Mendes pulls off this profusion of leopard. A bit confused by the rock headpiece.


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One thing I love about Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani (with Alain Elkann) - besides her mermaid hair - is that she's always smiling.


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Does actress Nicole Grimaudo pull off Studio 54 Schoolgirl?


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Svetlana Hodchenkova looks like a (wicked) fairy princess. And it dips in the back. Gorgeous!


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Carla Fendi seems to have dressed around her Fendi. This is, as a rule, a very tricky
proposition.


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Afef Jnifen's gown suffers from "beaded caterpillar syndrome." It also suffers from Rami syndrome, in which you can tell how much work went into something, but still don't like it.


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I'd comment on Patrizia Pellegrino's Vegas costume, but I'm too busy keeping my eyes fixed on her face. Where does "cleavage" end and just..."breasts" start?


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I get what Laura Chiatti's doing here - but also, that it's objectively unflattering.


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Sandrine Bonnaire has also been attacked: by a sequin snake!


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Margareth Made has the right idea: get in as much white as possible before Monday! And she does look bridal-perfect...



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Margaret Made — don't know who you are, but we're on the same wavelength. I too wore all white today in a last-ditch pre-Labor day effort to wear my white pants.