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We Totally Have Oropharyngeal Cancer

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Women who give oral sex to more than six partners — presumably partners with dicks! — have a higher risk of certain kinds of throat cancer, which basically means throat cancer is the new HPV (because who over the age of 23, like, hasn't given head to six guys?). The obvious question — besides who the fuck thinks up these studies??? — is whether the risk of cancer is now the most annoying thing about giving blowjobs.

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Study Links Oral Sex, Throat Cancer [USA Today]

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DISCUSSION

Young sexuality is different now than it was a generation ago, and probably a generation before that…it goes on. Not as different as we imagine it to be, but the terms of sexual engagement among young people are changing, especially around the world.