I mean it literally, though. As a longtime hell-dweller, I can say with great authority that cab service sucks here. We love you, Uber!!! Welcome to hell!!!

Updated to add that I mean it even more literally. Kate Uptonā€™s tweet worked. NYC, UBER: WELCOME TO HELL.


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