We have yet another staff meeting and I'm not going to make it if I tell you all the stuff I wanted to tell you today so sorry, you're not going to be getting your usual dose of purge. I will tell you, because I know you rely on Jezebel for this sort of highly proprietary information, that the market closed slightly up and that tomorrow's Midweek Madness is singlehandedly going to make up for the fact that none of us seems to be participating in our nation's prosperity. (Don't tell the advertisers!) Anyway, bitches, see you on the morrow.