Ted Cruz, a senator from Texas and member of the Tea Party, is the subject of a coloring book "designed for children of all ages" that involves super fun, crayon-worthy topics like taxes and partial-birth abortion.
A pink hat and face seems like it violates the sanctity of hunting.
Oh you don't know that contouring trick of drawing a single, yellow horizontal line across the lower part of the face to offset a week chin? It's an old drag queen secret.
After four pages the two-year-old was completely over it. Even if she could read, 400 words about Cruz's Obamacare filibuster is more boring to a child than coloring a series of mid-priced business suits.