For tonight's squee, we're doing things a little differently. Instead of reminding you how adorable kittens are, I'm going to do you a favor and tell you the truth: Kittens are evil, devious political monsters who claw and scratch and have purrfectly inappropriate sexual encounters. AND THEY'RE ADORABLE. There, I said it. I broke again. (Damn kittens.)
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