How sweet of Teleflora to remind us ladies, just in case we forgot how gift-giving works, that we are obligated to have sex with our man if he does anything nice for us this Valentine's Day... Honestly, they fucked this thing up so badly that I think they owe themselves a bouquet!
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NOPE. I'm out. Too toxic.
What are some of the gifts you all have given boyfriends for Valentine's Day?