Watch One Direction Sweat and Spank Each Other After Workouts

You know what’s really been missing in your One Direction fan worship collection of miscellany, other than a real, freshly-clipped cuticle from Harry’s weird sixth toe? No, not a lock of Liam’s butthair, GOD — a workout video featuring all the boyzzz sweating, panting, and testing the waters of some safe BDSM play.