Warning: Sleeping With James Bond Could Lead To Death

New groundbreaking research has revealed that 1 in 3 women who have sex with James Bond are killed, often in a gruesome and outlandish manner.

An in depth study from The Times of London reveals that of the 51 women who have slept with James Bond on screen, 16 have died shortly after. Women have wound up drowned in crude oil, suffocated with gold paint, and eaten by piranhas. Sleeping with Daniel Craig’s Bond has proven particularly risky, as every woman he’s seduced has died. [The Telegraph]