Waking Up with Kimye Is the Most Sobering Fake Morning Show Around

If only because, to announce each new segment, the show makes judicious use of a man-screaming-for-his-life sound effect. Also, co-host Kanye West’s delusion that his fiancé is “the Michael Jordan of wearing clothes” is so shrill and insistent that the whole ante meridian escapade will force you to reevaluate your life choices.