Vivienne Westwood's Fall Collection Is For Awesome Bag Ladies

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Vivienne Westwood showed her fall collection at the Royal Courts of Justice in London, a venue more usually home barristers and solicitors than teenaged models made over to look like crazy cat ladies who'd had one too many go-rounds with Marge Simpson's makeup gun. What fun!

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Charlotte Free, the newly famous pink-haired model, opened the show.

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The makeup, in case you couldn't tell, was pretty extraordinary: gold leaf was heavily implicated.

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And you gotta love that quizzical right eyebrow.

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The collection involved lots of layers.

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As well as crooked ties.

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And bag-lady co-ordinates.

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And circus tent skirts.

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If the straitjacket fits...

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The whole thing was topped off with a variety of undersized chapeaux. Very Tim & Eric.

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I love how that crazy dress manages, somehow, to make that model's boobs look awesome. Even a skinny-ass runway model can have awesome looking boobs, with that dress! That's the magic of Vivienne Westwood, right there.

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Never mind the, er, clown coat. That has no boob-tastic effects.

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Jennifer Davis Daly

Jezebel, I love ya. For speaking to all of me: the fashion-lover, the angry politico, the hip(pish) mom, the avid reader, the lover of people. Despite my deep an abiding love however, I am hanging by a thread. Why you ask? (1) No one ever approves my comments. Really? Am I that uninteresting? Not worthy? and (2) This new site layout is makin' me crazy. I love, love, love this Vivienne Westwood collection. Well, at least the TOPS anyway! Where are the bottoms? And why do the scroll arrows jump around the slide order? Hmmm? Please, please someone make me feel better. I want to believe, I truly do!