When you cut a newborn's umbilical cord, what do you think of? (It's a rhetorical question, btw; I don't want kids but just think about it for a second.)

If you're Vin Diesel, the answer could only be one person: Paul Walker, who was tight with Vin on and off the set of The Fast and the Furious franchise, and for whom Vin named his newborn daughter Pauline, pictured below, after.

(And no, no other snarky comments/jokes about Corona here; just a bittersweet story that makes you appreciate friendship/being alive.)

[E!]


If there's someone who believes in second chances, it's Rihanna, who believes that Chris Brown could be a "good father, if he puts his mind to it," according to a Hollywood Life source.

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Uh, what the motherfuck? Sorry. I regularly scope RiRi's Instagram, and she seems pretty smitten with her niece, so maybe it's the baby pheromones transmitted by cuddling/osmosis talking? Either way, one can only hope that 1. she was talking about another Chris Brown who lives in Columbus, Ohio and is otherwise anonymous to the outside world, 2. she was high off that bud.

[Hollywood Life]


Celebrity-obsessed Americans aren't the only ones concerned about Rob Kardashian's disturbing Instagram post: Mama Jenner's about to put the kibosh on that nonsense by way of a family meeting. His coming undone seems sad, and like a cry for help—one can only hope that something gets done, and that the announcement of a family meeting isn't just another cry for publicity. [Hollywood Life]


Kardashians, Kontinued: Scott Disick may or may not have given the middle finger to rehab, himself. [Page Six]

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Yoncé all on his mouth like liquah/might be playing a key part in an upcoming film alongside Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt because she rules the world. [Vanity Fair]

Patti LaBelle + Dancing With the Stars = maybe not a match made in high-heeled heaven after all? [E!]

•Because there wasn't enough bullshit going on with the Bobbi Kristina saga: her cousin, Jahraim Wallace Reid Jerod Carter-Brown, was arrested because of an outstanding warrant. [Radar]

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Randi Zuckerberg is done riding her brother's coattails and wants you to just relax. [Forbes]

•You down with SAT? Like, the standardized test? Taylor Swift is not. [People]

Willow and Jaden Smith will be whipping their real/proverbial hair back-and-forth at a British music festival this summer. [Just Jared]

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T-Pain would like to remind you motherfuckers that he is, in fact, T-Pain. [Rolling Stone]

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