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You want pageantry? You want SEXXXY? At the Victoria's Secret fashion show, you'll get it, along with a touch of Lil' Abner, a jot of Xanadu, and a whole lotta weird - whether you want it or not.

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"Mother Nature, she is very sexy, yes?"


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"Have you ever heard the expression "kissed by a muse"? Well, that's what I am. I'm a muse."


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"Woo-hoo! Col-lege! Yay! Higher Education! Studying stuff rules!"


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"This way to Macbeth auditions?"


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"Surprise! I'm not really a butterfly, it was a costume! It was me all along! Are you surprised?"


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"I'm an allegory for the gold standard. Crossed with a gentleman beetle. Obviously."


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Wait, was I not supposed to really cut myself in half? Oh."


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Wanna go to the Dog-patch Sadie Hawkins Day dance?


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"Seriously? You're sure this is what real elves wear?"


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"Bring me my platinum-encrusted dog, a martini straight-up and my house-boy. Now."


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"Um, my balloon popped. Could you help me blow it up?"

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