Victoria Beckham Plays Coy About Getting Rid of Her Breast Implants

Victoria Beckham is no longer sporting her ample fake breasts, but when asked about their departure she didn’t sound too sure about where they’d gone or how she got them in the first place.

“I don’t have them anymore. I think I may have purchased them.”

Do fake boobs just arrive via stork these days, as, like, a replacement for babies?

“Or they got removed, one or the other,” she says. You removed the implants? “Yeah,” she replies with satisfaction. Because they hurt you? “No,” says Beckham.

All of that intrigue about something that can only have one answer: “I bought them and have had them removed.” Oh Posh, you’re so mysterious. The former Spice Girl also spoke to Allure magazine about her hot husband David Beckham — but unfortunately didn’t go into detail about his new underwear campaign.

“He’s the most wonderful man I have ever met. He’s a fantastic father. He’s incredibly talented, a wonderful husband. I supported him for many years, and he’s proud of me. He supports me. We’re very equal at home.”

Also, moving to Los Angeles allowed her to feel more grounded and empowered.

“Living in America for six years was the happiest I think I’ve ever been. Yeah, it was much more accepting for a woman to have a career, as well as a man. And I loved it.”

To recap, we might not know where Beckham’s breasts originated or where they’ve gone but we can conclude that America, or Southern California at least, is less married to antiquated gender roles than England. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!