Valentine's Day Is Already Starting

Christmas leftovers are still edible and yet stores are already rolling out the Valentine's Day paraphernalia. Jesus Christ, can't we let these holidays breathe a little?

I saw this with my very own eyes when I stopped off at Walmart on the morning of December 24; the Christmas candy was down to the dregs and they were already filling the empty shelves with heart-shaped treats. And it's not that Georgia is getting particularly aggressive, either. Reports are trickling in from across the country:


By 2016 Americans won't even be capable of keeping track of the seasons. Good job, retailers.

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