Use These Prince Harry and Meghan Markle-Themed Condoms The Next Time You Fuck (Regally)

Celebrate the upcoming royal wedding with a royal fuck, and keep it safe courtesy of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle themed condoms.

A company called Crown Jewels (waggles eyebrows) are releasing limited edition souvenir condoms in time for the May 19 wedding. While they’re not currently available for purchase, you can submit your e-mail address so that you’ll be notified when they are.

Crown Jewels—“the proud purveyor of an exclusive range of heritage love sheaths”—also released Prince William and Kate Middleton-themed condoms in 2011, but these Harry and Meghan condoms are way cooler (just like the couple themselves). Here’s what you’ll receive with your purchase:

• Four condoms “fit for a prince”
• A certificate of authenticity
• An “exclusive arrangement” of “God Save the Queen” and “The Star Spangled Banner” upon opening the box

It’s charming that Crown Jewels promises that, with these condoms, “Your prince will come.” Okay, but will I???