Under The Weather

Illustration for article titled Under The Weather

[New York, October 18. Image via INF]

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A Song for Hailey

He thinks he's had it hard

From his own show he was barred

He's all over the magazines

This reality TV star

Babies out in the park

Lookin' for dad's shiny car

Those kids, they need him there

But just for himself he cares

Because

He likes to whine 'bout his kids' mother

Instead of acting like a father

Thinks he'll always be a trend

But the rest of the world wants his fame to end

Now that he's failing more than ever

Time to say "let's not be together"

Kick him out from under your umbrella

Kick him out from under your umbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)