Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Is Back, But Something Is…Wrong

Whoop whoop! Jon Stewart’s finally back at The Daily Show after months away! Unfortunately, (just like your friend from middle school who came back from summer vacation suddenly too cool for you because she grew boobs) he’s changed. He’s tan, he has a beard now, he’s forgotten he’s American and can no longer speak English. (You know, the usual symptoms of shooting a movie in the Middle East.) Who will help Jon Stewart remember himself? They say it takes a village, but who needs a village when you have the Best Fucking News Team and Stephen Colbert on your side?