Fucking Black Friday, man. It's like a gremlin that we just kept feeding after midnight for fifty years straight and now here we are, being herded like cattle away from our family dinners and toward deals, deals, deals. Unsurprisingly, Lewis Black has some thoughts, which he shared with The Daily Show.

Spare a prayer for the unfortunate businesses forced to open on Thanksgiving. Forget the employees, though. THAT'S JUST TOUGH SHIT.