Tyra Banks Smized Her Way Into This Gorgeous Little Black Dress

[HOLLYWOOD, CA – JANUARY 14: Model and Tv Personality Tyra Banks attends NBC and Time Inc. celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at Dolby Theatre on January 14, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)]

Oh Tyra. That dress is to die for. It is all perfection (except I don’t like the shoes, but I never like those kinds of shoes, so oh well don’t listen to me, Tyra, I am just an old shut-in blogger who likes to post pictures of celebrities and complain about their shoes). I will say I am confused about the eye makeup. It seems unnecessarily heavy on the bottom and it’s detracting from the overall impact of how goddamn stunning her face is. Never change, Tyra. Never.