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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Pounds Jaeger, Gets Tossed From Bar

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Back in 2010, when Daniel Radcliffe put on the sorting hat and it said "Maker's Mark," he admitted to the press that he had been drunk during the filming of much of the later Harry Potter movies and decided to teetotal for awhile. Unfortunately, not anymore: last night he was thrown out of New York's Beauty Bar—okay, "he was soon encouraged by management to grab a cab," but that's "thrown out" in politespeak—after doing Jaegerbombs and getting into a fight with the DJ after requesting a Dusty Springfield song. The main question is whether he requested "Preacher Man," "I Only Want To Be With You," or "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me." My money's on "Preacher Man." He seems like a Pulp Fiction fanboy.

I feel for him. Thing is, sometimes drinking is the one of the only things that make you temporarily feel like a Gryffindor instead of a Muggle. ://// [Page Six]


It should come as a surprise to absolutely nobody that "Tom [Cruise] runs his household staff with absolute military precision," according to a source who's presumably well acquainted with Cruise's Bel Air mansion. Apparently the workers aren't allowed to leave their designated "zones" of duty under any circumstances. There is also a math-and-ethics hiring test that sounds harder (and weirder) than the GMAT: "The test took an entire afternoon and included questions such as 'if you saw a car stuck on the train tracks with people inside, and a train approaching, what would you do?'" TWIRL MY MUSTACHE AND CACKLE, OBVIOUSLY. No but seriously, awesome that only the most smart, ethical people can clean Jack Reacher's toilet. [Radar Online]


Katy Perry and John Mayer appeared on the red carpet together as a couple for the first time at A Christmas Story: The Musical in New York. They took a bunch of awkward pictures with a Santa and a bunch of the pint-sized castmembers. Perry looks fine; Mayer looks stoned like James Franco hosting the Oscars. May the The Notebook-style notebook that they read to each other as a loving elderly couple be stained with Cheeto dust fingerprints and pizza grease. [Daily Mail]


TMZ bills this scuffle between Miley Cyrus's fiancee Liam Hemsworth and some other dude at a bar as a "street fight," but it's actually just a shitty low-quality video of the guy hanging onto Hemsworth's leg like a child scared to walk into the first day of kindergarten. (Except drunker.) Click through for video. [TMZ]

  • The menacing contents of Lindsay Lohan's storage locker are about to be auctioned off. [TMZ]
  • Late-night talk show joke writes itself: 23-year-old Track Palin, son of Sarah, wants custody of the guns after he's divorced his wife of 14 months, Britta Harrison. [TMZ]
  • This one time Emilia Clarke got punched by a hooker in Vietnam. [Vulture]
  • Sharon Osbourne's description of cosmetic "leg lift" surgery will make you cringe, die inside. [Radar Online]
  • Kelly Osbourne on her weight loss: "People think I lost weight and then got happy, but that's not how it works. You have to get happy first." [Daily Mail]
  • Every time I see a Downton Abbey actor in modern clothes it feels anachronistic, and seeing Anna the maid in an adorable '60s shift is arguably even weirder. But cute! [Daily Mail]
  • There is a rift between The Spice Girls and Victoria Beckham. [The Sun]
  • I have no fucking idea who these "Geordie Shore" men are but they got butt-naked for a photoshoot and I'm OK with it. [Daily Mail]
  • Eep. Sean Penn thinks his ex-wife Robin Wright never loved him. But then, Forrest Gump is stiff competition. [Daily Mail]
  • Wiz Khalifa has revealed that his fiancee Amber Rose had a miscarriage right before her current pregnancy. [Us Weekly]
  • Lady Gaga's little sister Natali Germanotta was in a high-fashion photo shoot. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Russell Brand donates £1,500 to the homeless for Christmas. [Digital Spy]
  • Confirming that celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson is essentially a crazed sorority girl, Gwyneth Paltrow said that Anderson made her take off all of her clothes for a "harsh appraisal." [Us Weekly]
  • Stop, collaborate and listen:
  • A member of Sarah Jessica Parker's "posse" was caught shoplifting frames at an Oslo, Norway airport, but look, I'm sure Samantha actually thought they were free spectacle shaped dildos and it was all just a hilarious, raunchy misunderstanding. [NYDN]
  • Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis might be "secretly engaged." [Radar Online]