Actually, Twerking was over on Halloween as I terrified trick-or-treaters by shaking my tail puff while wearing a giant guinea pig costume. But only one kid cried then. Now there's a video of a woman literally falling out of a car while twerking and by the end of the week all of you will have seen it.

If you're not into watching the entire short video because you hate danger/laughing at the misfortune of others, I'll break it down for you. A woman, while being egged on by her friends twerks mercilessly out a car door. Of course what you expect to happen happens and she falls out, hitting the road and rolling while making (impressively) nary a sound.


I'm sure she's fine, though. People wouldn't post this on the internet, otherwise? And anyway, Uproxx reports that the star's friend reports she's "fine and just a little ashy." CALLING THE HONORABLE KARA BROWN! SHADE OR NOT SHADE?