Turtles Love Their Orgasms

Illustration for article titled Turtles Love Their Orgasms

We've learned from this clip that male turtles get really into it when they fuck, replete with facial expressions and sex moans that turn their throats into something resembling a vagina and a fart. (Click image to view video.)




The best part of all of his dramatics? The female is mentally going over her grocery list.

Illustration for article titled Turtles Love Their Orgasms

La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe [YouTube]

Share This Story

Get our `newsletter`

DISCUSSION

megania
miggery sow

I have tortoises. I think they're great. It's pretty hilarious to see the females walk away when the males are really going at it, totally into it like that, and then just left hanging.