Tracy Morgan in Critical Condition after Fatal Car Crash

Tracy Morgan is in intensive care after his limo bus overturned at about 1:00 am on the Jersey turnpike. Details have yet to be released, but the crash involved six vehicles total, and New Jersey state police say that preliminary investigation found a “tractor trailer came up upon slow moving traffic and caused the crash.” Three passengers on Morgan’s limo bus were in critical condition (including him), two were in fair condition, and one was killed in the crash. This is awful. [ABC]

I will let this tweet from Lorde speak for itself:

Speaking of Lorde, Iggy Azalea doesn’t think it’s appropriate for Lorde to have performed with Nirvana as a tribute to Kurt Cobain because Lorde was not his peer. I read this as ‘Aussie tells Kiwi no “Apologies.”‘ [Billboard]
SHe, Eva Longoria‘s steakhouse for ladies, was apparently shut down. But not because of any health code violations. But supposedly the steakhouse was really “concepted” as a nightlife entertainment venue to begin with. But also their landlord has been pretty resistant to “re-concept”-ing the nightlife theme. What? [Just Jared]
Yaya DeCosta, runner-up on cycle 3 of America’s Next Top Model was just cast as Whitney Houston in the Lifetime biopic that Whitney’s family is not a huge fan of. [The YBF]
Having daughters has helped Mark Wahlberg understand and interact with all women just a bit better. Thank you Wahlberg daughters? [Female First]
Casper Smart doesn’t want to be known as JLo’s (now ex-)boyfriend. He’s gonna make a name for himself in this here biz, you’ll see! [US Mag]
Miley Cyrus‘ $135,000 Maserati was stolen by a 21-year-old lady and a 19-year-old gent, aka the reincarnation of Bonnie and Clyde for sure. [Perez Hilton]
Here’s Penelope Cruz totally rocking the mom-crop haircut. [People]
Cressida Bonas (aka Prince Harry’s ex girlfriend) just got cast in a film with Dame Judi Dench and Matthew Morrison and are Delevingne. What does this mean? [People]
Shailene Woodley cried at a premiere of The Fault in Out Stars, a movie she stars in. Aww. [BuzzFeed]
JayAre, a member of Cali Swag District, who brought us the gift of “Teach Me How to Dougie” has died. [Contact Music]
Of course Justin Bieber was “at the center” of Calvin Harris and Rita Ora‘s break up. He is the center of everything. All gravitational pull in the universe is centered around him. [TMZ]
Gaby Hoffman is pregnant people. [People]