Are the kids running you ragged? Smoking drinking and having sex at the age of ten?
You need this:
It's the biblically approved child chastening instrument, a snip at just $6.50! It's flexible, unbreakable and portable. But wait! There's more!
"Fulfilling the purpose and function of the Biblical rod, yet designed with today's parents in mind, our chastening instrument is perfectly suited for the loving correction of your children. Though each instrument includes instructions for proper use, we highly recommend parents train themselves by reading and discussing Biblically-based parenting books together.
Child Training Resources stands firmly against any and all child abuse and is not responsible for misuse of this product."
I'm completely reassured.