Tongue-in-Cheek Female Rap Missive Is Latest In The Ivy League Douche Wars

From the annual Harvard-Yale football game to the charming "Penetrate The Puss" t-shirts worn by Penn basketball enthusiasts (Princeton's mascot is a tiger), here's the latest in that whole thing that nobody cares about except about 2% of actual Ivy Leaguers: "The Ivy League Hustle (I Went To Princeton, Bitch)" a semi-sincere rap by Princeton alum Nicki Mueller about atrociously-mannered Wharton guys, the travails of being a liberal-arts grad and the tendency to cover up your prestigious background in order to make guys like you (if people... really... do that?)

It is sort of cute and clever, and fortunately steers away from humblebrag territory when Mueller pokes fun at herself for being an aspiring actress. "I Went To Princeton, Bitch" t-shirts are surely nigh.

[via Barstool Sports]

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I mean, it was kind of funny but at the same can we stop with the Ivy League? There are plenty of American schools that are as good, if not better than some of the Ivys. It also depends on what you're studying...

I don't know. As a college student now, I'm just annoyed by the "oh you go to ____college? Not nearly as good as _____ college" put down.

ETA. I'm not saying anything bad about Princeton. Obviously it's a fantastic school. I just think that there are a lot of other schools that don't get the recognition they deserve because they're not Ivys