Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: The Visual Metaphors Say It All

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[Berlin, August 12. Image via Splash]

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Um, I thought we were past the "Katie's Personal Prison" US Weekly headline and now were all about "holy hell, look at how effing cute Suri is with her little-sized Burberry frocks". I can't keep up with who I'm supposed to be depressed for and who I'm supposed to envy. And, ps, I would be depressed too if I had just seen a movie where my now-husband was sliding across the floor in socks and tighty-whities for all of america to see... Actually, just if I knew that he ever wore them at all.

Obviously, it's a productive Monday morning at the office for me.