Toddlers & Tiaras: Mom Bleaches Her Kids' Teeth Once A Week

We’ve seen a lot of ridiculous things on Toddlers & Tiaras, from waxing screaming babies’ eyebrows to putting them in Madonna-esque cone bras. And while such practices could very well affect kids’ mental health, the lengths that one mother went to on last night’s episode actually compromised her children’s physical health when she admitted that she bleached her 5-year-old’s and 8-year-old’s teeth once a week. You know, to get rid of all those years of yellowing from cigarettes and coffee.