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Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"

On last night's episode, a 4-year-old girl was in a sexy cop costume, the back of which said, "bad cop, no donut." The mom's explanation of it was way more inappropriate: somehow "donut" is a synonym for "vagina."

Actually, this woman (unintentionally) makes everything sound dirty.

Her name is Kimberly, and she's the mother of 4-year-old Skylar. Kimberly takes pageants very seriously, which makes her nervous, jittery, and sort of crazed.


The Red Bull probably isn't helping.


Kimberly's husband is "not a pageant dad." From what he says about his misgivings, you can tell that he isn't really that concerned about the damaging effects pageants could have on his daughter as he was about the ones they could have on his wife, namely, obesity.

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Is it just me or do Kimberley and her husband have a weird speech affectation? Like they are over-enunciating while chewing their faces while showing off their veneers.