Last night's episode featured a pageant in Hawaii, where one little girl got a (fake?) tattoo, a mother purposely deprived her child of her ADHD meds and then Photoshopped the shit out of her picture until she was unrecognizable.

The grand prize for this pageant is $1000, yet this mother invested over $7000 for her daughter to compete. WTF is up with her math?

I think "chewing on lead paint" actually did affect this woman.

WTF is up with purposely not giving a child medication?

How is this photo at all representative of a 7-year-old human?

WTF is she talking about?


Speaking of turds, that's all I can think about when looking at this screen grab and caption.