Today in New York marks the beginning of Fashion Week. Today an hour south in Philadelphia marks: Wing Bowl. That's just the duality of the two Americas we live in, folks. And I ask you, what would you rather look at pictures of? A bunch of malnourished 14-year-old adolescents in outfits that cost enough to feed a mid-sized Bangladeshi city? Or a bunch of fat 34-year-old adolescents filling their guts with enough wings to feed a mid-sized Bangladeshi city? (Plus feminist trailblazer Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas, at left.) Click the tag for more indelible images of this glorious celebration of civic pride from the City of Gluttony Love. []