Today In Awesome Health News: Have A Glass Of Wine & A Hot Bath To Prevent A Cold

Something something high temperatures something something antioxidants. Who cares. Boozing in the bath sounds lovely, and for once, science is recommending something we actually enjoy.

A few other things science will soon discover are beneficial to one’s health:

Eating a pint of ice cream while standing up
Daydreaming in the shower
Wearing pajamas
Watching an entire season of [insert Veronica Mars-type show here] on Netflix
Frosting
Having a puppy lick your face
Cursing at some fucking idiot being interviewed on TV
The new iPhone
Spending an hour in the makeup aisle of the drugstore
Looking at yourself in the mirror while you cry
Forever 21
Popping zits
Biscuits and gravy
Cat videos on YouTube
Facebook stalking
Weed