"Titty" Competition Benefits Breast Cancer Research

A Minneapolis bar has launched a “Twin Titties Series,” in which women enter their breasts for a chance to win gift certificates. But it’s okay, because it’s for breast cancer research!

Says the website of the bar Bootleggers:

Stop down to Bootleggers after every game to support your favorite Home Grown Twins! And we don’t mean the team. Ladies can register their double plays during each baseball series for a chance to win a $100 Victorias Secret Gift card and $100 Bootleggers bar tab as move on the the Twin Titties playoffs. Winners will be posted on this page as well as having their dual up in the bar.

Yes, one lucky lady will have her “Home Grown” “dual” posted in Bootleggers for all to see — because there’s nothing women love more than strangers staring at their breasts in bars. Except breast cancer research! Perhaps taking a page from the KFC playbook, Bootleggers announces that “donations will be made to participating Minneapolis Breast cancer foundations.” Surely they mean titty cancer foundations.