'Tis The Season: Mayhem, Models At The Unicef Ball

The Unicef Ball, at the Beverly Wilshire, was a Big Deal. Cindy Crawford went all Barbie, Alyssa Milano went festive, and Joan Collins...well, you're just going to have to see her footwear for yourselves.

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I don't want to criticize Suzanne Somers' gloves in case they have magical medical properties that I've been brainwashed not to recognize.


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Ellen Barkin evokes that perennial holiday favorite, the sexy Victorian undertaker.


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Cindy Crawford: we hate to say this, but Barbie called, and she wants her casual Friday ensemble back. Cause it's Friday, and she needs it. Don't shoot the messenger.


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Emma Heming's ankle bracelet matches her necklace. Don't know if this adds to or detracts from her otherwise pitch-perfect socialite getup.


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Alyssa Milano's prom purse somehow makes this whole "lady in red" look. It's the holidays!


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Rebecca Mader rocks the breast frame. Sequined, for festivity.


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I'm imagining Ghada Irani in talks with a dressmaker. "You know what this needs? A belt. And some infanta-style panels. And let's up the sequins."


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Direct your attention to Joan Collins' feet, please. You may be witnessing the birth of a bold new trend.


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Selena Gomez, as always, is Disney-princess-perfect. A tad mature, maybe, but definitely textbook "Benefit."


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Barbara Davis knows: if it's not broke.

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zoethebitch
ZoetheBitch

Joan Collins' jacket crafted by honeybees from Haus of Borg. And I think it looks great.